Honkies
The silver-haired, but still full-of-vigor guys around here are so miserably white-bred, when asking for Pall Mall cigarettes they pronounce them “Pail Mails” as though saying AH is too ethnic. Or, perhaps I have it wrong and they’re still mad about the British and don’t want to sound snooty. I’ll require further research.
Country Folk Wisdom
The other day a new friend said to me, “You see, there are two types of people in the world. There’s your Dodge people and your Ford people and each of them think they’re right.”
