I’m back in Detroit now. I’ve been traveling for a couple of months. Worked on an album, worked as a retail slut, and then took a drive down the Oregon coast via Mt. Ranier and Seattle. While transitioning from one trip to another, I spent a day in Detroit a while ago. Unfortunately, my evening was rather unpleasant because my friend Sean sent me this link-
http://www.icetruck.tv/index.php?id=2796be7d39a2d257f1a39e043bbf23af
I was horrified. It took some time before I stopped worrying and realized the whole thing was a publicity stunt that had no foundation in truth. However, I feel it’s time to come out of hiding. If you went to that link, you may be laughing and wondering why I would be so frightened by the coincidence. Some of you already know my dirty little secret, but it was something I didn’t speak about for years. The following should explain why I thought some crazed stalker had finally caught up with me.
Yesterday, Jeremy visited my “Excuse Me” video, www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAODWmgRzWw , on Youtube again. I try not to get involved in such follies. However, we discovered something that should pretty much explain the skeleton in my closet with acute hilarity, or it may just confound you. That’s how it effected me. I warn you, the voice you are about to hear IS mine and the language is NOT for those with weak stomachs. I’ll repeat that it’s absolutely profane so PLEASE choose to listen or not to wisely!
I have NO idea who thought she could pull this off with even the slightest of comic allure that I had in ’95, but the flattery given to me at San Francisco’s infamous Trannyshack is not lost. Enjoy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n8sUxPD2mM
